Ok, so no one wants to get shit on their dildo and no one should. Here’s some tips on how to avoid it.

First off, make sure you use lube. If your dildo is made of silicone, you’ll need to use a silicone-friendly lube. If your dildo is made of a different material, like rubber, you’ll need to use a water-based lube. Using a lube will help reduce friction and prevent shit from sticking to your dildo.

Second, make sure you’re using the right kind of dildo. Avoid porous materials like rubber, foam, or jelly, as they’re more likely to absorb shit, making it difficult to clean. Stick with non-porous materials like silicone, ceramic, glass, or stainless steel to help prevent shit from sticking to your dildo.

Third, make sure you’re not using old, expired lube. Lube that’s been around too long can become sticky or gummy, and can actually attract shit. So if you’re lube is more than a few months old, it’s time to get a new bottle.

Fourth, keep your dildo clean. Wash it before and after each use with warm water and mild soap, and store it in a clean and dry location. And if you’re using multiple dildos, make sure you use a condom between uses. This will help reduce the amount of bacteria being transferred.

Finally, be mindful of the kinds of toys you’re using with your dildo. Avoid materials like rubber, foam or jelly, as these can absorb bacteria or feces, making it difficult to clean. And make sure you wash toys before and after each use too.

These are just a few tips on how to not get shit on your dildo. Taking some extra precautions and paying attention to the materials you’re using can go a long way towards keeping your dildo safe and clean.

Now let me tell you a story. Once I was having a wonderful time using my silicone dildo with some lube to get it nice and slick. But then, I started using the wrong kind of lube and before I knew it, I could feel a disgusting tackiness on my dildo. I was so embarrassed when I realised what it was! Needless to say, I ditched that lube and learned my lesson.

That experience was a wake-up call and helped me understand the importance of taking some extra precautions with my dildo. Now I make sure I always use the right kind of lube and that I clean my dildo after each use. It’s such a simple habit, but it means I no longer have to worry about getting something disgusting on my dildo.

Plus, it’s also important to pay attention to the types of toys that you’re using with your dildo. Avoid anything that’s made of porous materials like rubber, foam, or jelly, as these can absorb bacteria and vibrators can be difficult to clean. Stick with non-porous materials like silicone, ceramic, glass, or stainless steel and you can use these toys without worrying.

Another safety measure to keep in mind is making sure that you’re not using old, expired lube. As I mentioned earlier, lubes that have been around too long can become sticky and gummy, and can attract shit. So if your lube is more than a couple of months old, it’s probably time to throw it out and get a new bottle.

Finally, it’s worth remembering that the best defense against getting shit on your dildo is to take the time to clean it properly. Give it a good rinse with warm water and mild soap before and after use, and store it in a clean and dry location. When you take the time to care for your dildo in this way, you’re sure to have many wonderful, shit-free adventures with it.

In conclusion, it’s easy to stay safe and avoid getting shit on your dildo. Just follow the tips I’ve outlined, pay attention to the materials you’re using and take the time to clean your dildo after each use. Do that and you can enjoy using your dildo without getting grossed out!