which president got a dildo to the face

What a wild story I have to tell you! A few weeks ago, I happened to read about a hilarious incident that happened during a US Presidential address. Yes, you guessed it, someone got a dildo thrown at their face! You might think it’s crazy but that’s what happened.

The president at that time was none other than Donald Trump. He had finished addressing the United Nations when one of the members of the audience hurled a dildo at the president. Let’s just say it missed him by an inch, and sex dolls his security got it before it reached him.

I remember feeling a little bewildered on reading the news. I mean, this was stuff of legends! I guess the person who threw the dildo knew the risks involved. After all, if they had been caught, they could have been charged with several offences including disrupting presidential security and public disruption.

I also felt sad for the poor president. He must have felt embarrassed and violated at the same time. The mental image of a dildo being thrown at his face! I’m pretty sure he wasn’t too pleased.

But as much as I feel sorry for him, I couldn’t help but admire the audacity of the person. The man (or woman) had guts! I guess whatever their motives, they sure as heck made an impression and maybe even sent the president a message.

Maybe this one incident can be symbolic of the current political climate. Perhaps it was a symbol of the nation’s exasperation; of the masses’ hopelessness and desperation. A cry for help, if you will. I don’t know who the person was, but I’m sure they had some important reason for doing what they did.

Anyway, the story made me ponder for days and I couldn’t help but be amused at the same time. Had the act been premeditated? Had the person thought it through? Did their mission have any greater meaning? All these questions hunt me.

I also thought of the same joke being done with the current president, Joe Biden. ? Although I do admit, imagining him standing there with a dildo on his face is a bit too much, even for sex dolls me. Good thing the security is tighter now or else who knows?!

Have you ever heard of such a story? I bet not! I mean, how often do you hear about a president getting a dildo to his face. It’s certainly one for the books! But let’s make sure no one ever tries to repeat what happened. Beyond being frowned upon, it’s just not a very sane thing to do.